Rep Boehner: I DON'T WANT TO LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE 7 MILLION PEOPLE GET AFFORDABLE HEALTH INSURANCE.

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—A riveting scene unfolded in Congress today as a tearful Speaker John Boehner took to the floor of the House to tell his colleagues, “I don’t want to live in a world where seven million people get affordable health care.”
Tears streaming down his cheeks, Rep. Boehner appeared unable to maintain his composure
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