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Republicans often claim Jesus as one of their own, but if you read what Jesus said in the Bible, it’s clear that Jesus is nothing like them.
And Jimmy Kimmel demonstrated that even further on Tuesday night by bringing a guy dressed as Jesus on the stage to read quotes uttered by Republican presidential wannabes.
As Jesus read the quotes, it became increasingly awkward. After all, we’ve read the words of Jesus, but hearing him say things that seem contrary to his message slammed home the point that none of the GOP candidates practice what Jesus preached.
Here are just a few of the quotes recited.
“You don’t lock your doors because you hate people on the outside. You lock the doors because you love the people on the inside.”
~Marco Rubio“We need appropriate vetting, and I don’t think orphans under five are being––you know, you should be admitted into the United States at this point.”
~Chris Christie“You don’t stop bad guys by taking away our guns, you stop bad guys by using our guns.”
~Ted Cruz“I would bomb the sh*t out of them!”
~Donald Trump“When you get these terrorists, you have to take out their families! They care about their lives, don’t kid yourselves. They say they don’t care about their lives. But you have to take out their families.” – Donald Trump“I’ll take the votes of everyone who loves machine guns and bacon!”
~Ted Cruz
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