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Congratulations, Iowa Republicans, you did a stupid. Even after Ted Cruz showed his contempt for Iowa voters this weekend with those godawful mailers, they decided to reward him with a win, and to show his appreciation, he talked FOREVER. Why? Because he is an egotistical freakshow. You can watch the video at that link if you REALLY want to, like for example if you hate yourself.
To be fair, maybe he just talked so long because Jesus Christ whispered in his ear before he went on and said, “SPOILER: This is the officially the closest you are ever going to get to the nomination so bye gurl, you take your final walk like a common Miss Canada.”
This all means Donald Trump did NOT win. His concession speech was humble and gracious, which was KIND OF WEIRD! He probably knows he’s going to beat Cruz’s ass in New Hampshire and isn’t all that worried.
Read more at http://wonkette.com/598396/hillary-winned-the-iowa-caucuses-and-ted-cruz-still-sucks#zVKpLDts1shlkIIk.99
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