Trump is quitting the Presidential Campaign:

http://americannewsx.com/hot-off-the-press/breaking-news-donald-trump-quits-race-for-republican-partys-2016-nomination/

The speculation as to why he is quitting has started:  They list a variety of ideas on the link above.

Scenario A).
That hairy, furry, weird looking little critter that dwells on top “the Donald’s” head could have finally been declared an endangered species by the National Wildlife Federation. In turn, Donald Trump being the poor creature’s only known natural habitat, could not possibly serve America in such a public manner as is required of our Commander in Chief on a regular basis. Therefore, America’s number 1 priority must be to ensure the overall health and well being of that fugly little fur-ball that Trump pretends is growing right out of his head. I say this mainly because it is possibly the last living specimen of it’s kind on earth. The American government has sworn to do everything in their power to give this newly discovered creature, the “toupee rat” a fresh start and hopefully prevent it from ultimately going extinct.

I think Trump is still in - parody.