TeaParty Fools: 36 services you should forfeit

http://samuel-warde.com/2012/07/services-tea-party-members-should-immediately-forfeit/

1. Do not call for an ambulance, the fire department or any other emergency services to include the hospitals or the police.
2. Do not expect convicted felons to remain off the streets as you will no longer be able to enjoy the security of jails and prisons or probation and parole officers.
3. Do not use Medicare, Medicaid, Social Security or State Supplemental Income.
4. Do not use the courts, court appointed attorneys, attorneys licensed through the state.
5. Don’t bother expecting anymore benefits or protection from Homeland Security.
6. Don’t look for National Guard or any other disaster relief agencies and services.
7. Don’t worry about public schools as they go away as well.
8. Don’t bother observing traffic signs, lights, streetlights, lane designations…. that is if you can find any roads that were not paid through with government funds.
9. Don’t bother sending your children to public schools or asking for government sponsored student loans or grants.
10. Don’t expect anymore border security.
11. Don’t look for any protection or assistance from the US Armed Services to include rescue services from the Coast Guard.
12. Don’t use any roadways or bridges paid for through government programs.
13. Don’t use public parks or recreation areas such as playgrounds or sports fields/courts.
14. Fire Rescue and Services – nope! Go ahead and removed them from the list of unnecessary services you are currently being forced to pay for.
15. Forget about any safety codes including those governing building, food or medicines just to name a few.