4 Letters from Iran to Tom Cotton, (Satire)

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The best way is just to make fun of stupidity.  There are 4 good ones here.  (Sadly, stupidity like this could get us in another needless war)

3. An Open Letter From Iran to Sen. Tom Cotton
This is the most personal attack of the bunch, and picks on Cotton from a military perspective. It comes from the Duffel Blog, a gem that most civilians are probably unaware of. The blog pokes satirical fun at the military with a crew of writers who clearly are all too familiar with the military. With gags ranging from mundane army procedure to national issues, it features headlines like, “Philosopher NCO Poses Age-Old Logical Paradox: ‘Are You Calling Me a Liar?’” and “Army Replaces Air Assault Badge With Sexual Assault Badge.” In this article, the comedian impugns Cotton’s military service in light of his apparent disloyalty to the US.
The ‘letter’ begins,

“We received your letter from March 5. Our English is not the best, but we believe we understand your main points. Thank you for your interest in joining the Revolutionary Guard. We know you appreciate the many exciting opportunities the Guard provides to fight the Zionist-Crusader alliance while awaiting the coming of the blessed Mahdi, while also earning you money for college.”