NEW Republican Immigration Plan: WE MUST MAKE AMERICAN A PLACE WHERE NO ONE WANTS TO LIVE.

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/republicans-unveil-immigration-plan

(The Borowitz Report)—Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell unveiled his party’s long-awaited plan on immigration on Wednesday, telling reporters, “We must make America somewhere no one wants to live.”
Appearing with House Speaker John Boehner, McConnell said that, in contrast to President Obama’s “Band-Aid fixes,” the Republican plan would address “the root cause of immigration, which is that the United States is, for the most part, habitable.”