EBOLA: OMG - People might turn to Science for a cure: Christian Right are freaking out

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/fear-ebola-outbreak-make-nation-turn-science?utm_source=tny&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=borowitz&mbid=nl_141016_Borowitz&CUST_ID=24484788&spMailingID=7208458&spUserID=MjczNzc1NzE1MjES1&spJobID=541761736&spReportId=NTQxNzYxNzM2S0

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—There is a deep-seated fear among some Americans that an Ebola outbreak could make the country turn to science.
In interviews conducted across the nation, leading anti-science activists expressed their concern that the American people, wracked with anxiety over the possible spread of the virus, might desperately look to science to save the day.