Knocking Down the Rocky Mountains will be an improvement

http://www.theonion.com/articles/secretary-of-interior-says-knocking-down-rocky-mou,36803/

WASHINGTON—Saying the renovation project will give the country a more modern look, U.S. Secretary of the Interior Sally Jewell told reporters Friday that knocking down the Rocky Mountains could really open up the nation. “You know, if we were to just take out the Rockies, it would let in a lot more natural light and give those Plains states a nice, unobstructed view of the Pacific Ocean,” said Jewell