Female Republican Senators want propose a bill that would pay them 71% of what Male Senators make.

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/female-g-o-p-senators-propose-earning-seventy-one-per-cent-much-male-colleagues?utm_source=tny&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=borowitz&mbid=nl_140917_Borowitz&CUST_ID=24484788&spMailingID=7120353&spUserID=MjczNzc1NzE1MjES1&spJobID=521847859&spReportId=NTIxODQ3ODU5S0

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Two days after voting against the Paycheck Fairness Act, a law that would help women to obtain equal pay, the four female Republicans in the United States Senate co-sponsored a bill that would slash their salaries to seventy-one per cent of what their male colleagues earn.

The senators—Kelly Ayotte (R-N.H.), Susan Collins (R-Maine), Deb Fischer (R-Neb.), and Lisa Murkowski (R-Alaska)—said that the best way to take a stand against big government’s intrusive attempts to mandate equal pay for women was to take a twenty-nine-per-cent pay cut themselves.