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Juanita Jean
This started out as a 5 Star rating, but quickly went down hill as the evening progressed.
After
saying our prayers to Jesus and Charlton Heston, I sat on the edge of
my kids bed to read them this book, when I shifted my position and
accidentally set off my 9mil that was strapped to my hip, shooting
myself in the thigh. This wouldn't have been so bad, flesh wounds
happen, other than the fact that I hit an artery and started spurting
blood all over my kids Ted Nugent and Sarah Palin sheets. 4 Stars for
not covering a gun's safety in your book.
After tying a
tourniquet to my leg and wiping the blood off the kids, we headed to the
emergency room for treatment. We made sure to bring the book along to
continue reading the story to the kids while we waited, not wanting to
waste a valuable teaching moment.
There were a lot of minorities
in the Emergency Room when we got there, some that were even carrying
intimidating guns on their hip, frightening my family. I'm sure they
were up to no good. But fortunately, I still had my 9mil. on my hip,
and my wife had our trusty AR-15 on her shoulder, so we knew we were
safe.
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