Rick Perry, TX Gov: Presidential Material - sure

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/perry-boosts-presidential-stature-using-troops-reason?utm_source=tny&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=borowitz&mbid=nl_Borowitz%20%28107%29&spMailingID=6794641&spUserID=MjczNzc1NzE1MjES1&spJobID=482409887&spReportId=NDgyNDA5ODg3S0

By deploying a thousand National Guardsmen to the U.S.-Mexico border, Perry has shown that as President he would be “ready and willing” to use troops without a defined objective, mission, or exit strategy, the aide confirmed.

“Sending troops someplace with no clear idea of why they are going or what they are supposed to be doing once they get there is a key part of the Presidential skill set,” said the aide, Harland Dorrinson. “Rick Perry has just shown that he’s got that nailed down.”