And finally, New Rule: Now that Iraq is falling apart again, someone needs to drill it into the American psyche that broken nations are a lot like broken people — you can't fix them.
Look at Afghanistan and the lawless tribal areas of Pakistan. Look at
Denise Richards and the lawless tribal areas of Charlie Sheen. (audience laughter)
Lately, there's been so many calls for American intervention in Syria, Ukraine, north Africa, now Iraq again. Maybe America is the one that needs an intervention. Maybe America needs Dr. Phil to come by and ask us, "How's that nation building workin' for ya?"