Darrell Issa subpoena's 7 million people who signed up for Obamacare.

Issa smells a conspiracy and will get to the bottom of it!

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2014/04/issa-subpoenas-seven-million-americans-who-signed-up-for-obamacare.html?utm_source=tny&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=borowitz&mbid=nl_Borowitz%20%2854%29