Christie yells at Reporters to focus on his being FAT.

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie lashed out at the media today, saying that it had “failed to focus on the single most important issue regarding me, which is my weight.”
At a press conference in Trenton, Christie yelled at a room full of reporters, accusing them of doing the public a disservice by not devoting all of their coverage of him to the issue of his body mass.

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2014/01/christie-urges-media-to-focus-on-weight.html