Saturday, October 19, 2013

Ted Cruz: Just a bit more about him and his stupidity


 This past month, Cruz has been a one-man wrecking ball doing his best to singlehandedly destroy both the American as well as the global economy as a way to booster his own standing in the world.  He almost did it, too.  He led his cohorts yesterday in the Senate to actually put their vote on record for a global economic collapse rather than open the government and raising the debt ceiling.  Thanks to this vote, Senators Rand Paul and Marco Rubio can effectively kiss their 2016 presidential aspirations goodbye.  Wanting the entire global financial system to crash to prove a political point is not a strong selling point in a general election.
Cruz also successfully led his cuckoo bananas Tea Party House caucus to vote for the shutdown and then act outraged when national parks and monuments were closed due to said shutdown.  It was like watching sheep being led to slaughter.  None of the Tea Party members knew what the endgame was.  Louie Gohmert and John McCain are no longer spending Thanksgiving, Christmas, or any day in the congressional cafeteria together.  Cruz even managed to bring back everyone’s favorite half-term Alaskan governor to remind us all how she would most likely lose a round of trivia against any of the Kardashians.  All these people rallied around Cruz for one reason and one reason only:  To try and take over the world.
You see, Ted Cruz represents a real life Brain (although nowhere near as smart) from the hit Warner Brothers Animation show Pinky and the Brain of the mid-1990s.  The show centered around a brilliant yet misguided mouse who honestly believed he could take over the world to satisfy his own ego.


http://www.politicususa.com/2013/10/19/genius-1990s-cartoon-character-perfectly-represents-ted-cruz.html

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