Rep Ted Cruz: "I will read the Affordable Care Act" to see what it says since he now has time on my hands.

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/10/cruz-plans-to-read-affordable-care-act.html?utm_source=tny&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=borowitz&mbid=nl_Borowitz%20%28185%29