R- Ted Cruz: THE DREAM OF KEEPING THE POOR FROM SEEING A DR MUST NEVER DIE!

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Acknowledging that the government shutdown was coming to an end, an emotional Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) took to the Senate floor today to make an impassioned speech, telling his colleagues, “The dream of keeping poor people from seeing a doctor must never die.”

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