The Accurate (Republican) way to have sex.

You might have noticed that the left-wing, state-controlled media have been criticizing the comments of Texas Senator Bob Deuell, who rightly stated during the recent congressional debate on abortion restrictions that pregnancy occurs only following “accurate intercourse.” These godless, sex-drenched lefties have the gall not only to question the wisdom of Senator Deuell, a board-certified family physician, but also insinuate that there are multiple ways to perform intercourse!
As we all know, there is only one true way to conceive life — the Republican way. So here for the enlightenment of the immoral and depraved are the official instructions for engaging in “accurate” sex.


http://www.liberalamerica.org/2013/06/28/how-to-engage-in-accurate-sex-the-republican-way/