NEW ISSA (Republican) HEARINGS: Topic: Why aren't people listening to me!

The Car thief, Issa - Republican, is starting new hearings to find out why only 5 people nation wide are taking him seriously.  Even his dog peed on his shoe the other day - no respect.  ISSA IS GOING TO FIND OUT WHY?

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/06/issa-demands-hearings-into-why-no-one-listens-to-him.html?mbid=nl_Borowitz%20(132)