Juanita Jean: How you know the government is watching you.

10.  Your TIVO is recording you.
9.  During dinner at a nice restaurant, your potato distinctly says, “Speak up, please.”
8.  You have more vans parked in front of your house than a 1960s Janis Joplin concert.


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