Syrian Rebels tell McCain, 'You lost to Obama 5 years ago. Get Over It'

It was pretty obvious to me and the other rebels that everything McCain was doing was just to get back at Obama,” the rebel spokesman said. “And we were like, look, that election was five years ago. It’s time to move on.”  Andy Borowitz

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