Michelle Bachmann is not running!

The Bat Shit crazy lady decided not to run.  JUANITA JEAN will tell you the details.  (I just hope there is jail time involved.)

http://juanitajean.com/2013/05/29/and-the-entire-world-is-better-off-today/

Congress IQ is expected to rise in 2015, Andy Borowitz

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/05/congress-average-iq-expected-to-rise-in-2014.html?mbid=nl_Borowitz%20%28130%29