Military cannot invade another country for no reason because of the Sequester

Andy Borowittz let us know that invading another country on lies won't happen now because of the Sequester.  Poor us.

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/03/pentagon-cuts-could-hamper-ability-to-invade-countries-for-no-reason.html?mbid=nl_Borowitz%20%2887%29