Friday, November 28, 2008

A True Juneau Story

A fellow was driving his pickup with a camper down the road. A guy on a motorcycle was driving about 100 MPH on our one highway, weaving in and out of traffic. The motorcyclist ran into the back of the pickup. The fellow in the pickup stopped and looked to see what had hit him. He saw a motorcycle but no person. He saw the camper door caved in and then he saw his two dogs stick their heads out off the door. Then he heard the groans. A third head, a person, got in his sight. The fellow was beat up pretty bad.

An ambulance came and took the motorcyclist away. The driver asked why the motorcycle fellow had so much blood in the groin area. Evidently, the biker had a couple of piercings on his penus. When he went flying through the camper, his piercing got caught on something and ripped his Johnson up pretty good.

By the way, the truck and camper were totalled as was the motorcycle.

Note: There are not a lot of places to travel fast. Going 60 MPH is quite rare here. There are no real freeways.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

But were the dogs okay?

Rich said...

The dogs were emotionally traumatized and would no longer hunt! They became soft house dogs afraid of geese, bears and moose.