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The likely third and new soon to be father is a local mechanic in Anchorage, Alaska but his name is currently being withheld until all the paternity tests are conducted, so Bristol will know who the father is. “He has a one in six chance, but I’m eighty percent sure it’s him. I’m really hoping it is him but right now I can’t be sure.”
Bristol’s mother, former Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin, told the Anchorage Times, “She must have gotten pregnant by sitting on a dirty toilet seat again. When will be people learn that toilet seats can spread terrible diseases like aids, herpes, and pregnancy?
“I am personally looking into what toilet was left dirty and where; and who was responsible for the toilet not being cleaned. When I find out, believe me, I’m going to sue the heck out of them for allowing my daughter to get pregnant.”
This is satire
This is satire
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