Wednesday, May 25, 2016

Ryan Bundy, Domestic Terrorist wants his guns back in jail. Jailers won't let him walk around at will. (Imagine- in jail and can't do as he wishes)

http://crooksandliars.com/2016/05/ryan-bundy-wants-his-guns-back-while

Poor Fellow:  I am not really feeling sorry for him though.


Remember Ammon and Ryan Bundy - Cliven's boys - and their merry band of dildo-wielding, freedom-loving shitferbrains? How could we forget? They occupied a federally owned nature preserve, things got kinda violent, and they are now in jail because they broke all the federal laws. This is UNFAIR because, according to their special secret version of the Constitution, the federal government isn't the boss of them.
Well, we have a dispatch from jail. They are SUING, because all their rights are being violated, in jail. Yes, they are complaining that jail is a lot like … jail. And that's illegal!
In their complaint (which is different from daddy Cliven Bundy's lawsuit, which you can read about here), Ammon and Ryan Bundy share that jail is SO the pits. Did you know that, at the Multnomah County Detention Center (MCDC) where they're being held, they have to stay in single cells, and only get to walk around freely during quote-unquote "walk time," which the jailers schedule, as if they are in jail?
Ryan Bundy would like to complain some, please:
All of my First Amendment rights are being violated. My right to freedom of religion is being violated. I cannot participate in religious activities and temple covenants, and wear religious garments. […] My right to freedom of speech is being hampered by monitoring and recording. My right to freedom of assembly is being violated; I am not allowed to see my brother and move about. Yesterday, I attempted to discuss these issues with the U.S. Marshals, and they said that these were simply the jail rules. […] My Second Amendment rights are being violated. I never waived that right.
That's right, he's pissed off he can't have his fucking guns. IN JAIL. And they won't even let him sit around with his bro and make plans to fight government tyranny, unfair! He also says his right to "freedom from search and seizure" is being violated, in jail, and that he still has his right to life, but the feds shot at him during the standoff that left him in this unfortunate predicament (IN JAIL), so that right has at least been abridged.
This would be a good time to remind everyone that these jackholes are charged with federal felonies. Minor detail, we know.

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