Koch New Strategy Shoot Money at Voters with a Money Canon. Buying Democracy should be fun.

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/kochs-approve-plan-fire-cash-cannon-voters?utm_source=tny&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=borowitz&mbid=nl_Borowitz%20%28131%29&CUST_ID=24484788&spMailingID=7249250&spUserID=MjczNzc1NzE1MjES1&spJobID=543390433&spReportId=NTQzMzkwNDMzS0

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—The billionaire Koch brothers have approved a controversial plan to shoot cash from cannons directly at voters heading into polling places on Election Day.
The plan, which Koch insiders have privately referred to as Operation Money Shot, would distribute as much as seventy million dollars in small bills in the hopes of seizing Republican control of the United States Senate next Tuesday.