METH COOKS fend off imaginary Invaders.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/08/29/florida-mailman-calls-cops-on-meth-cooks-fending-off-imaginary-invaders-with-real-guns-toilet/

On Sunday, a carrier with the United States Postal Service approached the house in which Matthew Tyler McDaniel, Damian Joseph Hines, and Madison Star Douglas were residing. She told police that the trio was yelling for help from the second story, and banging on the windows and walls.
They told her that they had been held hostage for several hours, and that one of them had been shot, another stabbed. The postal employee called 911, and police and emergency medical personnel were dispatched to the scene.

AND THEN IT GOT WEIRD!