FIGHTING WORDS from Rick Perry, TX Republican Governor

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/fighting-words-rick-perry

AUSTIN (The Borowitz Report)—Lashing out at what he called the “Soviet-style” tactics of the indictments against him, Texas Governor Rick Perry said on Tuesday that the government had “grossly overstepped its traditional role of mandating transvaginal ultrasounds.”