Fleeing Iraqis happy to hear that Dick Cheney has NO REGRETS about invading Iraq.

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2014/07/fleeing-iraqis-relieved-that-cheney-has-no-regrets-about-war.html?utm_source=tny&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=borowitz&mbid=nl_Borowitz%20%28103%29

“Iraq is a scary place right now,” al-Alousi said. “The country could be broken into pieces, or become a part of an Islamic caliphate, or be the scene of unspeakable sectarian violence for years to come. But somehow, knowing that Dick Cheney would do it all over again if he could makes everything a little better.”