Republicans torn between wasting time on Benghazi or Obamacare Repeal.

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/05/gop-split-over-whether-to-waste-time-investigating-benghazi-or-repealing-obamacare.html

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—A deep divide has emerged within the Republican Party over whether to waste Congress’s time investigating Benghazi talking points or repealing Obamacare, G.O.P. lawmakers confirmed today.
House Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R-Virginia), sounded the first discordant note at a press briefing this morning, telling reporters, “The time for wasting day after day investigating Benghazi is over. The American people are counting us to waste our time repealing Obamacare yet again.”