OBAMA: 'Everyone can keep their crappy damn insurance, I give Up!' Borowitz

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Faced with a barrage of new questions about the Affordable Care Act, President Obama cut short a White House press conference today, telling the stunned press corps, “You know what? Everybody can keep their damn insurance.”

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