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Republicans desire to get paid for lighting the country on fire and
ensuring that poor people don’t get health insurance has resulted in the
closure of national parks and zoos. The National Zoo in D.C., for
example, usually gets its doors open by 10 am. However, as the
government shutdown took effect earlier today its gates never opened,
resulting in a lot of disappointed animals. Consequently, a tiger
decided enough was enough, got loose due to a lack of security
personnel, and ate a Republican Congressmen. No reports have been issued
on who the Congressmen was, but a janitor claims he saw an enraged
tiger leaving the offices of a Republican.
The Tiger got bad gas after eating the Republican. Super sick.
http://www.freewoodpost.com/2013/10/02/tiger-eats-gop-congressman-after-shutdown-forces-dc-national-zoo-to-close/
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