Public torn on which wild animal to use in mauling Congressmen.

Andy Borowitz
When asked, “What kind of bear would do the best job of savaging Congress with its fearsome paws?,” Americans gave grizzly bears the highest job-approval rating, followed by polar bears, and by brown bears in a distant third.
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