Man caught with 30 eyeballs stuck up his ass: He uses them to make soup.

http://crazed.com/wyoming-man-eyeballs-in-cavity/

Weird but true.

Police made a routine traffic stop early Thursday morning and got more than they bargained for when Roy Tilbott, 51, stepped out of his El Camino for a field sobriety test and Casper police noticed several eyeballs slide from his right pant leg onto the road.