John Boehner, Orange Republican, goes to REHAB for daucus carota addiction.

Dr. Higgenbottom then added, “What we find most interesting is the particular hue of Mr. Boehner’s skin. Normal carrot addictions will cause a slight, orange tinting of the skin, but this man has taken on the look of a saddlebag that’s been soaked in carrot juice for a half a century.” She then added,“The Food and Agriculture Organization of the United Nations estimates that the production of carrots, around the world but mostly in China, averages around 35 million tons. By the look of Mr. Boehner’s face, I think it’s safe to assume he consumed at least half of that all on his own.”

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