In today's segment of "news I could have predicted from a mile away," President Donald Trump is rumored to have a girlfriend.
I know, I know. You're as shocked as I.
But if you take into consideration the heavy amount of awkwardness that exists between Trump and his wife, Melania Trump, her rumored boyfriend and his rise to the oval office, it's not that hard to believe.
Trump is doing what most in power usually do.
They hire young, beautiful girls who zero experience and then are baffled when people think they're probably at least trying to sleep with them.
This is Hope Hicks, the president's longest serving political aide and White House Director of Strategic Communications.
Not only is she beautiful, but the 28-year-old used to be a former model. She worked in public relations until 2012, when she started helping one of her clients, Ivanka Trump, expand her fashion line. She joined the Trump forces full-time in 2014 and also modeled for Ivanka's website — which is supposedly how Trump "discovered" her.
Now, there hasn't been any real, tangible proof that the two are having an affair, but as soon as she was named the director of strategic communications, everybody started to wonder. Because well, the situation.